Est. 2026 · Worldwide · Warm destinations only

Penny's Bodyguards

Elite personal protection for one very important client. 全球顶级贴身护卫,只服务一位贵宾。

Bodyguard online · waiting for Penny 保镖在线
0Client accepted
接收客户:Penny
0Bodyguard available
可用保镖:1 名
0Solo trips approved
单人旅行:0 次
0Safe & smiling
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Our services

What's included

Premium protection. Zero paperwork. One rule: you don't go alone.顶级保护,零手续,只有一条规矩:你不能一个人去。

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24/7 Protection

Wherever you go, I've got your back — especially the sketchy spots you keep picking. 😏你去哪我护到哪,尤其是你老挑的那些不太安全的地方。

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Warm-Destination Specialist

Beaches, sun, somewhere warm. Funny enough — my favorite kind of trip too.海滩、阳光、暖和的地方。巧了,也正好是我最爱的旅行。

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Entertainment Included

Safety is standard. Making you laugh is the premium package — free, just for you.安全是基本款,逗你开心是尊享版——对你免费。

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Anti-Solo-Trip Guarantee

Go on, try to book a solo trip. I dare you 😏来啊,试试看能不能预约"单人旅行"😏

Solo trip单人旅行 Denied 😏 拒绝
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Reporting for duty

One bodyguard. One client. Already packed, passport ready, waiting for a destination. 一名保镖,一位客户。行李已收好,护照已备好,就等你说去哪。

Our only client

This agency was founded for exactly one person

 

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Penny

The one and only reason this whole thing exists. 这整间公司存在的唯一理由。

Pricing

The "Penny" Package

 

Exclusive · Members: 1
FREE

Payment accepted in:接受以下方式付款:

  • Good company & one smile有你作伴,还有一个微笑
  • Letting me carry your bag让我帮你拎包
  • No solo trips, ever再也不许一个人去旅行

Deployment

Where do you want your bodyguard?

You plan your own trip — just tell me where you'll be and when, and your bodyguard shows up there. 😏你安排你自己的行程,只要告诉我你会在哪、什么时候,保镖就出现在那儿。😏

Bali 🌴 Thailand 🏝️ Maldives 🐠 Phuket ☀️ Hawaii 🌺 Anywhere with you 💛
SMTWTFS
Tap your departure day 👆 先选出发日

Tap the start day, then the end day 点开始日,再点结束日

Please pick your dates first 🙂 请先选好日期。

Your bodyguard gets notified the second you send this. 💌
你一送出,保镖立刻收到通知。